Celebrate this, fellow Americans:
At long last I announce that, as the original United States government has been *overthrown by a world criminal syndicate as spearheaded by ** fbi,cia, dod, nsa, etc., the true name of this country of assassins (which by clever manipulation of and substantial control over the minds of people has forged a society of hate mongers, sociopaths and murderers in the tradition of a world MAFIA authority) is: